YEAH, RIGHT
Kelly Gorman
I always think it's a good thing when someone comes to terms with their sexuality, comes out of the closet and learns to be free. But really? A broken neck and a stroke made this kid gay? NO WAY! I mean, the evidence is literally all over his face. I have never seen a clearer case of gayface than on Chris Birch, who broke himself while doing a backflip. Allegedly, he suffered a minor stroke. When he came to, he claims that he no longer craved the hole, but he was into the pole. I think, that while it's a great story, this kid probably had the gay in him all along, but was just too fat to follow through (after his "reawakening," he turned into a gym bunny and lost 112 lbs). Now he is a hairdresser. Ok, so even if the injury DID turn him, couldn't he have at least not turned into the WORST GAY EVER?? I mean, EYEBROWSSSS?! What! Did he turn into a gay from 1997?! Turn back, thanks.
xo
Read the article about him in Queerty if you wanna hear less of an asshole-ish rant.
