Will someone please destroy this.
Kelly Gorman
Will someone please destroy Kelly Osborne? Who the fuck does this retarded chunky monkey think she is?!? So the bitch was about to get married to this boy, Luke Worrall, who is a total babe, if you are into 17 year old British twinks (which I secretly am). She finds out that he is cheating on her (surprise, surprise) with transexual (an even bigger surprise) model Elle Schneider. Kelly must be sucking on her dad's hair follicles, because after the breakup, she says this:
"Having to tell my parents my ex-fiancé Luke had cheated on me with a tranny was so humiliating. Everyone kept telling me that Luke was cheating on me, but I never believed them. It's hard enough to get your head around someone cheating on you... but when when someone is a chick with a dick? I'd always thought the worst way to get cheated on would be with an ugly girl."
WOW. Kelly Osborne, you are a whiny, awful bitch, and you're still fat. And you thought you could release an album. Die.
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Ps. you can read more snarky comments in Michael K's article (he's way funnier than me) on dlisted.com.
