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Twitter-pated: The Mostly Golden Globes Edition

Wit and wisdom from Tweet Peeps who weren’t at the Golden Globes.

 

Harriet Halloway

harriethalloway

I want to make jeff bridges a lil pancake breaky

13 minutes ago from web

 

Daniel Nardicio

danielnardicio  

Saw more dick this weekend than should be allowed by one person. I'm on a dick fast till Friday

about 1 hour ago from txt

 

DJ Vito Fun

VitoFun   

Until this weekend I was always intimidated by casinos, until @HunterTallman showed me the ropes, now I'm detoxing from the roulette table!

about 1 hour ago from Echofon

 

Mr. Mickey

AskMrMickey   

Thoughts on Globes: The women are all skinnier than ever and most of the men are self-congratulatory douche-bags. Sorry!

about 1 hour ago from web

 

Justin Bond

mxjustinbond

Does Julia Roberts have to return Madonna's hair with the diamonds? #goldenglobes

about 14 hours ago from web

 

Neil Patrick Harris

ActuallyNPH

Sitting directly in front of this guy: http://yfrog.com/35n84cj Worried that he might try to fight me. What should I do?!?

about 15 hours ago from Twitterrific

 

Justin Bond

mxjustinbond   

I'm writing a movie about Prop 8 called "Inglorious Drag Queens" where we carve high heels in the 4-heads of fundamentalists! #goldenglobes

8 minutes ago from web

 

Bruce LaBruce

BruceLaBruce   

Just watched Lagerfeld Confidential to prepare for my interview w/ him on Wednesday. Surprised at how aligned our philosophies are, sort of.

8 minutes ago from web

 

Justin Bond

mxjustinbond   

Is Cher going to replace Bebe Neuwirth in The Adams Family? #goldenglobes

17 minutes ago from web

 

Perez Hilton

PerezHilton

The devastation in Haiti is making it hard for me to take all these Golden Globe acceptance speeches seriously. Awards = silly. Haiti = sad.

26 minutes ago from web

 

Justin Bond

mxjustinbond

Well, I guess as long as Mike Tyson's at the #goldenglobes he can't be raping anyone!

26 minutes ago from web

 

Neil Patrick Harris

ActuallyNPH

Sitting at the our table is Robin Thicke, Chase Crawford and Mayor Villaraigosa. Eclectic. Just poured them champagne. Let the party begin!

about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific

 

Bruce LaBruce

BruceLaBruce

When will the tyranny of celebrity end? And by celebrity I mean bad, Hollywood celebrity.

about 1 hour ago from web

 

Cole Escola

coleescola   

I bet Anne Geddes really wants to get me in her studio.

about 4 hours ago from web

 

 

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