Twitter-pated: All the Tweets fit to print
Twitter-patted
Today’s tweets: Chis Ryan tightens up. The VGL Gay Boys might let Elaine Stritch beat them up. And why is Charles “Gay Socialites” Winters in Bellvue?
Chris Ryan
@ the gym. Gotta get even more "tight" ;-)
about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific
Casey Spooner
I joined a new gym. Time to work off all that holiday fun and get tight. I have a big shoot coming up and wanna look good for u. :)
about 4 hours ago from web
Justin Bond
In my dream last night I was playing Blanche DuBois. Barak and Michelle Obama were Stanley and Stella. Bette Bourne was directing.
about 2 hours ago from web
Kathy Griffin
On set, here at SVU. Ugh, can't decide who I should make my sex tape with? Meloni, Hargitay or Ice T. I've had solid offers from all three.
about 2 hours ago from Echofon
Jeffery Self
Elaine at the Carlyle. I want to see you so. http://dailybooth.com/u/1ghip
about 3 hours ago from API
Cole Escola
@JefferySelf I want to see Elaine too. Maybe there's discount tickets if you agree to let her beat the shit out of you after the show.
about 3 hours ago from web in reply to JefferySelf
Charles Winters
Ok. Cats out of the bag I guess. I'm in Bellvue hospital. Its kinda like prison except the drugs are provided. #fb
about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter
Bridget Everett
Loud and proud. I do not like house music. Don't even think crystal meth could make me change my mind.
about 18 hours ago from Echofon
DJ Vito Fun
Isn't it weird that faggots and guidos like the same music?
about 20 hours ago from Echofon
