Twitter-pated: All the Tweets fit to print
Twitter-pated: All the Tweets fit to print
Today: Why you should never ask DJ Vito Fun for directions. Plus, very special moments with DJ JonJon Battles and Bridget Everett.
Dina Delicious
HUGE NEW SUNDAY NIGHT PARTY BEING PLANNED NOW
18 minutes ago from TweetDeck
DJ Vito Fun
When I see lost tourists looking at a map half of me wants to help them and the other half wants to send them on a train to Spanish Harlem.
41 minutes ago from Echofon
Kathy Griffin
R u snding me ?s to read LIVE on CNN for new years at 11pm EST? Twat him too @Andersoncooper. I sortv hvnt told him we're doing this yet:)
about 1 hour ago from Echofon
Jeffery Self
I burnt my bare ass on my radiator this morning. It reminded me that I'm a mortal.
about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
Jeffery Self
I can already tell I'm gonna spend a lot of time this week picturing what Anna Farris and I would look like making love together.
about 17 hours ago from web
Bridget Everett
@Jonjonbattles wait til you see what's waiting for you in your bed. Sweet dreams.
about 13 hours ago from Echofon
DJ JonJon Battles
@bridgeteverett keep your bloody adult diaper i've already got tr knight to deal with.
about 13 hours ago from web
Bridget Everett
If you've ever worn a diaper but your hands in the air! Noone- not even Jonjon "damn my balls is droopy" battles can bring us down!!
about 13 hours ago from Echofon
DJ JonJon Battles
@bridgeteverett ur old woman saggy vagina can't hold in ur bloody chunks and that's why your jealous of my firm tight sack.
about 13 hours ago from web
