things to do while in seattle:
1. buy poppers
2. buy waist flannel at value village (ikea!)
3. go to pony
4. leave pony upon the realization that it (like everything that is supposed to be "cool" in seattle) is so over.
5. go to neighbours because it is trash
6. meet AMAZING trannies and meth-head hookers
7. go swimming with some total BABES at madison beach (IKEA!!)
8. get stranded at seatac airport for an undetermined amount of time while trying to get back to nyc.
xx
kelly
