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things to do while in seattle:

1. buy poppers

2. go to pony

3. realize that pony (just like everything in seattle that's trying to be cool) is over

4. go to neighbours

5. meet AMAZING TRANNIES!!

6. go waist flannel shopping at value village (ikea!)

7. go swimming with total BABES (OMG) at Madison Beach

8. get trapped between two obese people who are sharing a can of orange crush, while stranded at seatac airport because your flight is on airtran (IKEA!!) is delayed.

xo

Kelly


Underwear at Freshpair.com