The last time I partied with muppets i got crabs
"EVER BEEN BLOWN BY MISS PIGGY? FINGERBANGED BY KERMIT? GOTTEN A HANDY FROM ANIMAL? TIED UP BY GONZO??
OPEN VODKA BAR 10:30-11 & 1-1:30!
TOTAL FOX DJs ABRAHAM LOPEZ, DAVE KOPACH & FRANKIE SHARP!
HOSTED BY TOTAL DIRTBAG GERRY VISCO!
GUEST HOST TY MCBRIDE!!
GET READ BY OUR VISIONISTAS MZ GYP-C & SOULSNATCHA!
COSTUMES BY ABRAHAM LOPEZ!!!
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Who the fuck writes this garbage and thinks that anyone would come to their parties??
xo
Kelly Gorman
https://www.facebook.com/events/206256039444592/
To not giving a fuck!
