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The last time I partied with muppets i got crabs

"EVER BEEN BLOWN BY MISS PIGGY? FINGERBANGED BY KERMIT? GOTTEN A HANDY FROM ANIMAL? TIED UP BY GONZO?? 

OPEN VODKA BAR 10:30-11 & 1-1:30!

TOTAL FOX DJs ABRAHAM LOPEZ, DAVE KOPACH & FRANKIE SHARP!

HOSTED BY TOTAL DIRTBAG GERRY VISCO!

GUEST HOST TY MCBRIDE!!

GET READ BY OUR VISIONISTAS MZ GYP-C & SOULSNATCHA!

COSTUMES BY ABRAHAM LOPEZ!!!

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Who the fuck writes this garbage and thinks that anyone would come to their parties??

xo

Kelly Gorman

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To not giving a fuck!


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