THE GLAMMY WINNERS!!!
Matty Slick-Haxx
Tranny messes. That is the best way to describe Sunday night's Thirteenth Annual Glammy Awards at Splash. It seemed as though every diva with a wig was popping a pose and powdering that nose. There was something missing from the entire event though... a good old fashioned twink fight! I mean, it was at Splash, what better place then to see two crystal queens clawing and ripping out freshly bleached weave. That should actually be a category next year, "Best Bar/Club Brawl." They might have the be informed prior to the show though, those restraining orders are tricky. ANYWAY, I digress, here are the winner's from last night! Congratulations to you all!
ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR:
BIANCA DEL RIO
BREAKTHROUGH ARTIST:
THORGY THOR
BEST BAR/CLUB:
INDUSTRY
BEST BAR/CLUB PARTY:
FWORD@SPLASH
BEST PARTY PROMOTER:
TONY FORNABIO & BRANDON VOSS
BEST HOST/HOSTESS:
BIANCA DEL RIO
BEST DJ:
JOHNNY DYNELL
BEST GO GO BOY:
CHRIS GO GO HARDER
BEST NIGHTLIFE EVENT:
ARIAS WITH A TWIST
BEST BARTENDER:
MARY JO CAMELLTOE
BEST DOOR PERSON:
THORGY THOR
BEST COMEDY PERFORMER:
BIANCA DEL RIO
BEST DANCE PERFORMER:
LOGAN HARDCORE
BEST VOCALIST:
JOEY ARIAS
BEST MALE PERFORMER:
CAZWELL
BEST DUO OR GROUP:
SHERRY VINE AND EPIPHANY
BEST DRESSED:
AMANDA LEPORE
BEST WRITER/BLOGGER:
MICHAEL MUSTO
BEST NIGHTLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER:
JEFF EASON
Now, with that done and over with, LET THE RAT RACE FOR GLAMMY 2012 BEGIN!!!
