State of the Union Live Blog
We be live bloggin the State of the Union tonight, bitches! This should be good. Meet us back here at 9pm, and don't forget to keep refreshing!
9:07pm: Here we go. Making a margarita. This should be fun.
9:09pm: Michelle Obama looks fucking FIERCE!
9:16: "Mr. Speaker, fuck yooooooou!!!"
9:18: Def not making any Gabby Giffords jokes. Even we have some sense of what's tasteful.
9:20: A friend recently pointed out how much greyer Obama has gotten since taking office. Right?
9:21: "Work together tomorrow." Hmph.
9:25: China. So I haven't been able to get Rush Limbaugh's going "Ching chang chong" out of my head all week. Asshole.
9:27: Does anyone else think that some of this stuff about educating children with more than just equations has anything to do with Amy Chua?
9:30: Sputnik moment. It this gonna be a thing now?
9:33: Sorry, didn't you mean "nuculer?"
9:38: Anyone else kinda want to see Boehner and Biden get it on? Seriously.
9:41: Hai, Cathy Proctor! "That's ME!" She kinda looks like Cathy, no?
9:45: Aww, Nancy Pelosi! Work that Nancy Reagan red suit!
9:49: Ok, I'm making this a drinking game now. Ummm, drink every time...they applaud?
9:50: Drink every time a Republican is on screen?
9:52: And here we go Health Care.
9:55: Grrl, that airplane joke kinda tanked.
9:58: Oooh, look out Madonna! He comin' for your yacht. "Ooooh no! But I need all my billions of dollars!"
10:00: Smoked! Heheheh! "Thanks. Thank you. I'll be here all night. Tip your waitresses."
10:02: I'm sorry, doesn't Boehner look like such a smug fuck?
10:04: I mean who picked out that pink tie?
10:08: Oh my god, I'm drunk. Why did this seem like a good idea earlier?
10:11: whoa. that applause was really long. it was like i fell into a k-hole.
10:16: ok, yeah, the Chilean miners are making me tear up. this boy is drunk.
10:19: Oh, man. That was kinda painful. Someone else can do this next year, someone funnier. So...shall we adjourn to the loby for cookies and punch?
