Rihanna on FIRE!... Literally.
Okay, okay... she didnt really catch on fire but her stage sure did! Earlier this month in Texas, RiRi had to end her show early when there was a techincal malfunction in her pyrotechnics system. I personally think it was caused from the vast attempts of the singer trying to "sing." Some people can break glass with their high notes... Rihanna seems to be able to spark fountains of flamming embers with her off-key attempts!
Rihanna was recently in the city and I heard from many a faggy patron the show was nothing but complete crap... Why am I not surprised. She give Katy Perry some compition for worst live singing, hands down. Check out her flats and sharps at the Billboard Music Awards. *NOTE: BRITNEY IS SO OBVIOUSLY NOT SINGING IT MAKES ME WANT TO GOUGE OUT MY EYES!!!*
When will we stop idolizing these stars who can't do what they are paid to do? I would like to see any of these queens in a karaoke bar trying to sing their own songs and see how long before bottles are thrown and they are booed off the stage... Ugh, I can dream can't I?!
Here is a fan video from the Texas concert.
We don't need no water, let the mother fucker burn... burn mother fucker... burn... PLEASE?!?!
