NY's Most Overexposed Go-go
In his latest Village Voice column, venerable gossip monger Michael Musto further inflates the undeserved ego of NYC's most overexposed go-go boy, Geronimo.
"Tell us how you really feel, AntiBlog," you're saying.
Ok, maybe we're being a bit harsh. But the thing is, we just cannot take Geronimo seriously. He seems like a nice enough guy and all, but what kind of egomaniac actually pays—and we hear it wasn't cheap either—to have a custom action figure made in his likeness based solely on his career dancing in his underwear at gay bars? And action figure? What I'm gonna do with a action figure? Seems like if you're trying to parlay your go-go dancing—a job that depends heavily on your looks, your bod, and dancing—into branding and merchandising opportunities, something like a work-out DVD might have been a smarter bet.
Take that little piece of advice, from AntiTwink.com to you, Geronimo. And we hope you get on it soon. Sounds like working everywhere—"the Monster, G Lounge, Club 57, Hiro, Hudson Terrace, Splash, and Hangar Bar...lifeguarding in Harlem, doing real estate appraisals, and hawking a Geronimo doll"—is taking its toll on this young entrepreneur. He tells Musto, "I'm getting these horrible migraines. When you see me hyper at the club, I don't know where I get it from!"
Read more: The Hottest Guy in NYC Is Semi-Available [Village Voice]
Will This Straight Go-Go Boy Go Gay-For-Pay For Michael Musto? [Queerty]
