Katy Perry Gots BIG BALLS!
Matty Slick-Haxx
It really must be the end times... Katy Perry has set a music history record! No, it has nothing to do with her tits... sorry kids. She seems to have found herself in a category unlike any other! According to Billboard, the DD-sized star now has five #1 hits on the charts Mainstream Top 40. "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F)" This is first time one artist has accomplished this in the chart's 19-year history.
Not only has she shimmied her way past Justin Timberlake's "FutureSex/LoveSounds", she has also knocked Mother Monster, Lady Gaga, off her high-horse of a debut album "The Fame". Both albums had four #1 hits. Really, the woman is on fire and what really shocks me is that she has done with it with a single CD. While her song "California Girls" was crowned the prestigeous "Song of the Summer: 2010" she also ranked in the most frequently played song with "Last Friday Night". What song did she replace you ask? Oh, just her other epic off the same album, "E.T." Who knew that Candyland, Snoop, albinos, and vomiting in a roller skate could get you so many titles!? If I knew that was the case my freshman year of college should have gotten be at least the Nobel Prize!
So what is next for the daughter of a preacher man? Well, if she snags one more #1 on Billboard's HOT 100 off of "Teenage Dream" she will be tied with the one and only King of Pop, Michael Jackson, for having the only two albums in Billboard history to have five #1 singles. Let the games begin, bitch!
Dare I hint at my own personal thoughts as to the Song of the Summer: 2011?! Naw... I'll leave that for another post altogether...
STAY TUNED!
In case you have been under a rock for the past few weeks, here is the video for "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.), I really do love it!
