Jane Says... Alexis Arquette! David Archuletta!
Alexis Arquette's Cock! David Archuleta's Twatter!
By Jane Lane
The premiere party for Sherry Vine’s “Telephone” video at Barracuda was packed last Sunday night—Issac (Wigbar), Zoe Murphy, Devlyn Disguise, Yuhua Hamasaki, Raven Oh, Chris Harder, Ky-Kyle Brincefield, Felicity Starr Dust, Cherry Jubilee, Logan Hardcore, Epiphany and yours truly. The video, a parody of Lady Gaga and Beyonce’s hit starring Sherry and Peppermint, has nearly a half-million hits already!
We heard that this past Sunday, Epiphany was seen fighting with Go-Go Harder—a.k.a. Chris Harder, Daniel Nardicio’s boyfriend—at Barracuda. Patrons say they were arguing over whether or not the promoters of Crisis on Eighth Avenue are at all responsible for Tyler Stone’s alleged assault outside the club last Saturday. We’re stayin’ out of that one kids; we weren’t there!
It turns out that Brandon L. Voss (the FornabioVoss promoter, not the former HX editor) and his boyfriend Kevin Wiltz were also victims of violence last weekend, along with Stone and Celso. We hear that the couple was in a bodega, sucking face, when someone asked them to stop. When they responded back, Kevin was punched in the face. This did not sit well with Voss—who is rumored to have bionic arms—who made short work out of the attacker.
We heard that T-Boy was not allowed into G Lounge’s weekly Tuesday party, BoyBox because he was dressed in drag which was too risqué. What, we wonder, is too risqué for a “boylesque” party?
Epiphany, Misty Meaner and Felicity Starr Dust all appeared last week at Vig 27 and the claws were out. Though the queens are dear friends, they were really digging deep into each other with the insults, and at times things seemed a little tense.
We heard that while Logan Hardcore and Bianca Del Rio were at Gym Bar, several gay men in the bar began giving the queens nasty looks. All of a sudden, Logan was shoved by a “straight-acting” fag, which prompted Bianca to toss an elbow at the patron. This isn’t the first time this sort of gay-on-gay bigotry has happened. If you’ll remember, we heard that Nowhere Bar was not letting drag queens through their door one Monday evening about a month ago. The difference here is that no one who actually works at Gym Bar was actually involved, so we assume it was just some random juiced up Chelsea queen’s roid-rage gone awry.
David Archuleta was seen at Club 57’s Providence Saturday night along with Charice, who was performing, and an army of handlers. Archuleta refused to be photographed and claimed he did not know Club 57 was a gay bar. He took to his Twitter account to make a few remarks that haven’t sat well with the LGBT community. My advice: keep your fucking mouth shut, bitch! You got into a 21-and-over club without any issues. Take the blowjob and walk away.
Sherry Vine was joined by a rambunctious Alexis Arquette at Vig 27 this week. Alexis, who seemed to be on her best behavior, was seen frantically trying to get into the women’s bathroom. When I approached her, she snarled at me, which to me, meant it was time to leave. Arquette was later seen at Man Parrish’s Sunday night Sperm party at The Cock with the Odyssey Magazine team. Looks like you can chop the cock off the tranny, but you can’t keep the tranny from The Cock!
