Jane Says. . Build your own Ben Andrews!
Jane Says
Build your own Ben Andrews!
By Jane Lane
I recently caught up with Ben Andrews who spent the past seven days in Los Angeles. Ben let me know that he is working on a new model of his penis, as well as a new molding of his mouth. Soon, you’ll be able to face fuck Ben Andrews with his own cock!
Rumor has it that Brandon Voss—the party promoter, not the homo journo—was less than happy to see some of his 57 hosts associated with last weekend’s Tight party premiere. It seems Voss was pretty vocal about the Tight formula, including several 57 performers and promoters at the mega-venue Amnesia.
Speaking of the promoters of Tight, I hear that Dina Marie has been pretty open about her disappointment with hiring aerial artists. Money well spent, or a cheap thrill for a new party? You decide.
I’m told that Timbaland was spotted out and about at Greenhouse this past Wednesday night with James Coppola.
Princess Superstar made a gigantic return to New York this week with a guest DJ set at The Happening at The Hudson Hotel. The Happening seems to be the It party on Wednesday night now that The Blonde Leading the Blonde has ended. We have heard that Lee Chappell’s wet-n-wild party Drip will be returning in early February 2010, however.
Next Magazine recently posted an item on its website about bar sales at Bonbon being less than successful and mr. Black owing a lot of money all over town. Within a day or so, the item was taken down and then rearranged. It was even taken off of Facebook for being reported as abuse. Who’s behind the PR attack on Next? Stuart Black? Susanne Bartsch? I’d wager it’s the person with enough money to threaten advertisers, and my guess is that isn’t Stuart Black.
It seems that with a new year, come many breakups. Drag terrorist Shealita BaBay recently broke up with trans-nightmare Monique Fontaine. J.R. Jones from Barracuda also recently broke up with his non-scene boyfriend. Maybe Shealita and J.R. could go out for a drink? I was out and about with Next Magazine gossip extraordinaire, Christopher Dilley this week at XES, maybe they could grab a drink and J.R. could catch up with old friend, Frank Boccia?
I hear that Amanda Lepore is dating The F Word’s go-go wonder JR. I also hear that JR recently tried to go home with Jonni Rendi for one of her famed after-parties. When JR walked through the door, Jonni was no longer in drag, which prompted JR, who was with scenester Ant Man, to bolt for the door in less than a minute. I guess Amanda was calling.
Dustin Lance Black recently announced he is buying real estate in New York City. Does this mean he’ll be frequenting his favorite Chelsea bar, Barracuda, even more often?
This weekend, I’ll be joining Sherry Vine in Washington D.C. for a show like no other. After Sherry’s video parody for “Bad Romance” got two million hits, Sherry started getting offers around the country. Tonight, she packs Cobalt in Washington D.C. and brings myself, along with Jonni Rendi, Yuhua Hamasaki, Ky-Kyle Brincefield, Felicity Stardust, and PhDJ for a night in D.C. they never saw coming. I’ll have plenty of stories and photos for you next week.
