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IS UNICORN GAY THE NEW ARCHETYPE?

Kelly Gorman

Definition of Unicorn: The Unicorn is one of the most mysterious of all animals. It has been glorified in folk tales, songs, poems, and stories for centuries; and it remains one of the great "unsolved mysteries" of the world. - Unicorncollector.com

I think we have a new or maybe not so new gay archetype on our hands: the UNICORN GAY. You know what I'm talking about. Those gays that don't fit into any specific category. They are magical, magnetic & elusive. They usually have good taste and are interesting. Here are some qualities that may categorize you as a unicorn gay:

long hair

dimples

tattoos

interests that are not limited to tanning, gyming, fucking, drinking, starving, tight shirt-ing

you like to tie-dye in your spare time

maybe you like to shave your head- but just one side

septum piercing

you can enjoy a britney or a katy perry song, but you also like real music

you're not in advertising/banking/real estate

you live in bushwick

freckles

you're real attractive, but you don't try at it

OMG there are so many more. But you get it. The unicorn gay walks among us but he is super tough to pin down. If you ever are able to catch one, treat it right and draw pictures with it - they sometimes like that. If you are reading this & you think to yourself, "wow, I fit some of these characteristics!" and, "I don't have a boyfriend!" get in touch. I don't have anyone to tie-die with!


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