Hey Seattle, Thanks for this douche bag!
Maybe this guy is right? Did all the jacking-off I did in middle school, high school, college, now and all points in-between bring on the gay? Read Pastor Mark Driscoll's highly scientific brochure, Porn Again Christian: A Frank Discussion on Pornography & Masturbation for God's Men, which I hijacked from Dan Avery's article in Queerty. And then hit up Xtube to pray the gay away.
xo
Kelly
