Go To Here: DN's Horn of Plenty

(Dirty Jersey, courtesy DWorld.us)
The city just wasn’t the same this summer with Daniel Nardicio off on Fire Island. Thank god he’s back just in time to heat up our autumn nights! Next week, after you’ve stuffed yourself with turkey and all the trimmings, New York’s naughtiest promoter invites you to stuff someone else at his annual Horn of Plenty Underwear XXXtravaganza! Located at a secret venue, this autumnal bacchanal is the perfect antidote to the post-Thanksgiving blues. DJ Adam will be spinning the freshest jams and NYC’s own Glammy Award-winning go-go star Matthew Camp will be your hostess with the mostest. If you’re packin’ heat—we’re talking eight inches of more—not only will you be the most popular girl at the dance, you’ll also get half-priced drinks from 1–2am! The guido-licous Dirty Jersey performs a special 2am show, and trust us, you won’t want to miss that! And of course, a Daniel Nardicio party wouldn’t be complete without a cornucopia of XXX dancers making your wildest fantasies—the ones involving naked go-go boys shake their junk in your face, anyway—come to life! Now that’s something to be thankful for!
Daniel Nardicio’s Horn of Plenty, Nov. 24, email speakeasyparties@aol.com for secret location or go to dworld.us for tickets $25, $20 in advance, $15 for under 25 or Dcard Members at door.
