Glee v. Madonna Live Blog!
We're live blogging tonight's highly anticipated "Power of Madonna" episode of Glee! We've got beers and chips and two of our fave AntiTwink cohorts. Here we go...
9:00pm: Ok, Idol, let's wrap it up!
9:02pm: How much do you love that Sue Sylvester is a Madonna fanatic? Although the Madonna 101 exposition is a little ham-handed.
9:04pm: We too are constantly seeking someone named Susan.
9:07pm: Ok, Artie totally makes some very valid points about Asian girl's hot topic look.
9:08pm: So this episode is gonna be about empowering teenage girls through the music of Madonna? Interesting...
9:09pm: BTW, we totally had a Glee-related dream last night in which we were at various points Mercedes skipping rehearsal with an inexplicable broken foot, and at other resting our head against Mr. Shu bare chest.
9:14pm: Ok, can't suspend disbelief enough to accept that any teenage boy would consider Madonna "smokin." Also: Pantera is the male Madonna!!!
9:17pm: First musical number: Glee revisits Blonde Ambition. Question: Why does Quinn still not look pregnant??? It's been more than six months in the show's timeline, right? Even fake baby bump was bigger.
9:19pm: GOD! Blonde cheerleader chick is getting the best lines on this show!
9:21pm: YOU do not deserve the power of Madonna! Also, we demand more screen time for cute (prob gay) guy from Vocal Adrenaline.
9:24pm: Second musical number: Borderline/Open Your Heart mash-up. Is anyone else sick of Glee's obsession with mash-ups. But we LOVE the random Madonna clones in this number.
9:28pm: Madonna is public domain? I think she and her record label would disagree. Also, we can't help but wonder how this episode is advancing the show's plot at all.
9:30pm: "On my sixth birthday True Blue was released!!!"
9:32pm: Jesse is so creepy/dreamy! We're ready too!
9:37pm: Third musical number: Sue does Vogue. We've all seen it. We kinda wish they hadn't released it in advance.
9:40pm: Whoa! So many people about to lose their virginity! Fourth musical number: Like a Virgin, for obvious reasons. This shit is fucking brilliant!
9:50pm: Oh boo fuckin' hoo! Finn doesn't feel anything. Also, we love Santana now! Yeah, Team Cheerios!
9:52pm: "Mr. Shu, is he your son?" Brilliant! Also, how does a 16 year-old just randomly change schools for a girl/scheme?
9:54pm: Fifth musical number: Four Minutes! Nice use of a school band. Love Mercedes and Kurt in the Cheerios! See: Team Cheerios!
9:57pm: Sixth musical number: What it Feels Like for a Girl. Interesting.
9:59pm: Whoa, that's a whole lotta over-acting, Asian Girl!
10:01pm: Oh, Finn and Jesse, please go have sex! Seventh musical number: Like a Prayer. For no apparent reason.
10:03pm: So, Kurt's solo just inspired us to say: "MAN! Gay people SUCK!"
10:04pm: Really? That's it?
