Gerard Butler: Way Grosser Than Colin Farrell
Gerard Butler is officially so much grosser than Colin Farrell ever was! We feel like there is good basis for comparison here. They're both Celts—Butler is Scottish, Farrell is Irish. They both have risen to fame relatively quickly. They have both been percieved as sexy, sexy men. And they've both behaved rather doucheily.
We all remember Colin Farrell running around, getting drunk and whoring it up with all manner of Hollywood skanks. And there was the sex tape. And all those douchey knit hats and American Eagle jewelery. But at least good ol' Colin had the decency to stay sexy as his star began to fade.
Gerard, on the other hand...well, he's just gross! Sure we all drooled over him in 300. But then there was that thing he said about only wanting to date dumb girls. And then he got all gross and fat! And there's all the womanizing, like that time TMZ caught him hitting on some random woman on the street, making out with her and walking away! But the cherry on the cake is this recent photo of Gerry and his Bounty Hunter costar—and rumoured girlfriend—Jennifer Aniston. Paps caught Gerard fingering Jen's hole while posing for a photo. Classy!
We're so skeeved right now! And we miss you Colin!
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Butler Stickin' it to Aniston (via TMZ)
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Gerard's Beach Belly
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Butler in Better Days
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Oh, how we miss you, Colin!
