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This week: Shockingly few tweets from the Gaga concerts. Has the Jersey Shore ruined Cazwell’s life? Plus: Are we the only ones who aren’t sure whether Mike Fury is tweeting the lyrics to “Bad Romance” or Dangerous Muse’s new single?

 

 

DJ Drew G

DjDrewG

@DjDrewG - Why buy the bull when he gives tubesteak for free! (via @JacksonKnight) true

about 1 hour ago from Tweetie 

 

JD Samson

jdsamson   

Its awesome when drug dealers give free drugs to Haiti.

about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter 

 

JD Samson

jdsamson

If anyone has old painkillers they don't need and are in ny and can drop them tonight at 1030 downtown. They are for people in Haiti. THX

about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter 

 

Mike Fury

fureyyyy

I want ... it all.

about 2 hours ago from Tweetie

 

Mike Fury

fureyyyy   

I want your black-out, your animal sting/ Electric pins and needles, Icarus wings.

about 2 hours ago from Tweetie

 

Mike Fury

fureyyyy

I want your plastic masked figurine/ I'll melt you down to a shit-eating grin.

about 2 hours ago from Tweetie

 

Adam Lambert

adamlambert

Oh jeez. More rumor mill: Drake and I are not back together. We have allowed a great friendship to grow since our split.

about 3 hours ago from Echofon

 

Adam Lambert

adamlambert

Plus haven't you all heard? Kesha is my new love. We are very happy together. It's sparkly. about 3 hours ago from Echofon

 

Cazwell

CazwellNYC   

i cant bend my arms from lifting too much at the gym. this is what Jersey Shore has done to me..today no gym..only tanning and laundry

about 8 hours ago from web

 

The MisShapes

THEMISSHAPES   

Donald Trump really seems to be enjoying the show

17 minutes ago from web

 

The MisShapes

THEMISSHAPES

@ radio city for Lady Gaga, just got mistaken for Maroon 5.... Very confused

13 minutes ago from web

 

Lady Rizo

LadyRizo

@CoreyTuT I'm sorry i got you kicked off youtube. our country sucks! they are just nipples people.

9 minutes ago from web in reply to CoreyTuT

 

Corey TuT

@LadyRizo 's boobs got my vlog kicked off of youtube. But they are so pretty...

about 15 hours ago from web

 

DJ Keo Nozari

keonozari

Back home & going to Lady GaGa tonite!!! :-)

about 4 hours ago from Echofon

 

Jake Shears

Jakeshears   

Puttin the spit polish on the new Scissors record!Y'all best be ready to dance, bitches.We're taking no prisoners! http://yfrog.com/4g4ekjj about 4 hours ago from Twitterrific

 

Lady Gaga

ladygaga   

Back in New York, leopard tights and sparkles, like a new woman. Can't wait 4 Monster Ball, ready to tear the face off my hometown 2nite xx

about 1 hour ago from web

 

Mr. Mickey

AskMrMickey   

I'll be at the Thompson LES after Lady Gaga at Radio City. How gay am I?

about 2 hours ago from web


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