Douches We Love: Shifty Shellshock
So, out of nowhere last night, that old Crazy Town song "Butterfly" popped into our head. You know, "Come my lady, come come my lady, you're my butterfly, sugar, baby." Don't ask us why. But then we were like, "Hey, that dude from Crazy Town was kinda super hot!" And so, we present to you, Seth Binzer, a.k.a. Shift Shellshock, lead singer of late 90s one-hit-wonders Crazy Town, sometime resident of Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, and AntiBlog's latest Douche We'd Love to Fuck.
Binzer has all the DWLF requirements: way too many (or just enough, depending on how you feel about white trash) tatoos, drug addiction issues, an apparent reluctance to wear shirts, a washed up career, a stylist who seems to shop exclusively at skate shops, nipple rings and a killer bod. He also has that whole Fred Durst thing going on—like, he shows up to red carpet situations wearing hoodies and with a day and a half's worth of stubble, and he looks like if you kissed him you'd never be able to get the taste of ashtray out of you mouth. Granted, he'd probably sell your TV for crack if you ever let him sleep over, but that's a small price to pay, right?
