Douches We Love: Jesse James
Today we bring you our most controversial douche bag yet: Sandra Bullock's ex-husband, Jesse James.
We're not sure there's a person alive on the planet who could even attempt to argue that Jesse James is not a douche. He's totally white trash. He cheated on his beautiful, successful, more-famous-than-him, significantly more wealthy than him, Oscar-winning wife...with a white trash Nazi pin-up girl! He may actually be a Nazi himself. Or at least a Nazi sympathizer. Or at least someone who think's it's funny/ok to take photos in Nazi paraphernalia. He probably tastes like cigarettes when you kiss him.
But you know us, we have the worst taste in men! And Jesse James totally melts our insides and stiffens our boy parts! This big tattooed gorilla of a man. We wouldn't even mind if he cheated on us with strippers. In fact, we expect him to cheat on us with strippers. It totally turns us on that he'd cheat on us with strippers! Seriously, you don't fuck a tattooed, motorcycle mechanic bad boy and not expect him to cheat on you with strippers (lookin' at you, Bullock).
