Douches We Love: Brody Jenner
We think the photo above tells you everything you need to know about why Brody Jenner is a world class douche (as if you needed convincing): chugging a beer on the red carpet at the Beatles Rockband party. However, as we once told a friend, we would totally suck that dude's cock for days! Seriously. For days! Let's face it, he's a sexy dude. Great bod. And that face! The problem—and a major douche factor—is that Brody Jenner totally knows he's sexy. And that fact, coupled with his unearned wealth and undeserved fame, make him the posterboy for 21st century douchery.
But sweet Christ, he's hot! Like, in a late 80s TV star, beefcake calender, Playgirl circa '92 kinda way. Mr. Nardicio, get this douche in your magazine!
