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David Serrano's plight with models

Hey guys, it's DJ David Serrano. Some of you may have heard recently about my Facebook drama. If you haven't, here is a link explaining everything so you are up to speed.

 

http://gaysocialites.com/2009/12/whos_been_messing_with_your_fa_1.html

 

Ok. Welcome back. So where was I? Oh right, Facebook drama. Well, it looks as if Facebook has done a Christopher Reeve on my account, disabled it permanently and no amount of stem cell research is going to fix it. But I don't give up that easily. Unlike the tragic Superman figure, I will rise again. I've decided to create a Facebook fan page as well as a regular profile page. Now, I know what you're saying. “Oh lame! Who does this bitch think he is?” And you’re right! But once again, Facebook doesn't give me much of a choice here because I was at approximately 4,000 friends and the regular profile page only allows 5,000. So, I would have had to create one sooner or later. It just happens to be sooner now. Thank you for that, Miss Yasmin "Skank Ass" Brunet.

 

So, this is where I need your help. I need you to simply become a fan on my page. I promise not to send you 15 invites to the same party every week. God! Don't those guys know how to forward one invite. No! Everybody associated with the party has to send out their own so that you have 1,400 invites for six parties. It drives me just as crazy as it does you, trust me! I simply will post one post a day, six days a week and maybe send a couple of invites to different parties just so you know they're going on and we'd love to have you. I'll post some fun pics and promise to tag you if you were there, but not before personally airbrushing every single one of them. I'm not one of these Facebook terrorists ready to call a jihad on your public image with their little camera phones taking the most God awful pictures with the most hideous lighting where you end up looking like someone that just saw The Ring video. Seven days! No, I won't do that. I have a real camera and I will adjust the lighting, give you a tan, whiten those teeth, remove those bags, and make you look like a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. Just don't call me a whore! I mean, it’s not that it isn't true. It’s just that the title is reserved for only those few thousand that have personal experience. Sort of a pet name, if you will.

 

Anyway, please become a fan. And if you would like to hear my music before you commit, there is link to download one of my mixes below the link to my fan page. Thanks again. And remember your support sends a message to all Brazilian supermodels with Playboy Playmate mothers everywhere. We will not be fucked with!

 

http://www.facebook.com/pages/DJ-David-Serrano/193104000877?ref=ts

 

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