Colton Ford does Robyn?!
Matty Slick-Haxx
You read it right, kids... Colton Ford, of the porn-star fame, decided to cover Robyn. I know, I know, you were thinking I was going to leak some crazy sex video of the two of them humping like rapid wolves (have you seen Robyn dance?)... but really, I do NOT want to see her snaggle tooth anywhere on any person's body. Sorry, but it's the truth! The team over at UnratedPerez.com tipped me off to this video and I must say... I've heard worse. Ford is quickly getting ready for his Off-Broadway debut as the main role in Little House On the Ferry... a musical all about the slut-fest that is Fire Island. This should be interesting to say the least! Lets hope it works out better for then it did for Reichen with that bastard of a show "My Big Gay Italian Wedding." If I never hear that A-Lister "sing" again... Well, I;m still going to have to scour my cerebellum with steel wool to get those off-key notes out of my ears (Logo, I blame you for that one!). I digress, Ford actually isn't half bad, surprisingly! Nothing compares to the original, though So, without further adieu... COLTON FORD DOES ROBYN!!!
