Charlie Sheen... HE'S BAAAACK!
Matty Slick-Haxx
So, it appears that after a year full of #winning, Charlie Sheen has done it again! CNNMoney.com released reports that Mr. Tiger-Blood is projected to be running a muck on the streets this Halloween. That's right, last year we had the god awful Situation and other greased up goombas terrorizing young children... Well, NEVER FEAR!!! CHARLIE IS HERE! I am actually quite excited about this one, at least I know there will be more that enough of the drug "Charlie Sheen" floating around... let's just hope our heads don't explode and out "children" won't be weeping over our bodies... at least not until last call. High ranking girl costumes seem to be the usual: Lady GaGa, Katy Perry and other skank-whores from the Jersey Shore. NOTE: UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET HEP A, B, AND C... SNOOKIE IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA! I would rather "moosh moosh" with a bed of rusty razors blades and John Candy... o.O Me personally, I think I'm going as a Michelle Bachmann Homo-Conversion Escapee... Who has a straight jacket I can borrow?Happy haunting you ghoulish faggots! AND REMEMBER! STAY SAFE and don't do anything we here at antitwink.com wouldn't do... ha that's a good one.
