Best NYC Pride Missed Connections '10
We didn't think NYC Pride could possibly top this year's Black Party Missed Connections, but we decided to cruise on over to Craigslist anyway. You know, just to see. And this was the first ad we clicked on:
Pride Parade Pass Out - m4m - 27 (Chelsea)
Hi,
Saw you passed out in the street during the parade, thought you were
cute. Maybe drink a little less next time?
I wrote a website on your chest. Write me back with the name of the
website.
Wow. We were wrong. This year's Pride Missed Connections might actually kick this year's Black Party Missed Connections' asses! They range from the poetic...
At Eastern Bloc, sculpture and sparks, Pride Sunday - m4m - 31 (East Village)
This is not a missed connection per se
But a missive to the universe, I suppose
For we exchanged names and I gave you my number
After you kissed my hand, causing me to shiver
First I saw you sans T-shirt in suspenders
Then as you proceeded to chop at the sleeves
Your eyes held me, close, closer than an embrace
I caressed you without saying please...
We bonded over art, or was it some wayward remark?
I loved your friends turban, but more your spark
Would love to hear from you, am kicking myself
For not getting your number, but at least I gave mine
Did not realize that I would go to bed then
Thinking of your lips on my hand
Or the sudden weirdness in my heart
So this message is to you, to the space out there
A hope that you felt it too....
And will respond to the call... with one of your own.
-- Sunday of Pride...
To the just plain creepy:
Pride at the Eagle - m4m - 40 (Chelsea)
Sat in the 1st floor bathroom looking for feeders, only one taker.
Others seem distracted by the large amount of guys.
Where you turned away by all the guys? Did you see me and want to feed
me?
What was I wearing?
Looking to drink from the tap. Looking for height and weight
proportionate guys.
Pics in reply get mine.
And it's somehow comforting to know that even models blow their chances with hot dudes and end up using Craigslist sometimes:
gorgeous boy at Greenhouse sunday night - m4m (TriBeCa)
i was the white guy with blonde/blue scruffy muscular 6'2. we chatted a
bit outside as you recognized me from one of my ad campaigns.
you were stunning tall latino fairly light/golden high and tight crew
cut
long legs blk hair dark eyes
you wore very short black shorts white tank with black straps that
crossed your chest and insane silver hightops
tell me if you know this kid or if it is you tell me what AGENCY i said i
was signed with.
NYPD Officer at Pride Fest - m4m - 28 (West Village/Pride)
Hi! My friend and I were at PrideFest today. You took a picture of us. I think your last name is Siciliano. If you or any of your fellow officers see this, get back to me. You're all so damn hot! I love New York!
Silly tourists! Don't try to pick up the cops!
And then there's this Kiehl's guy who everyone seems to be after:
Parade--Kiehl's Guy - m4m - 28 (West Village)
You were walking in the parade with Kiehl's shirt on. Your shirt had the sleeves cut off and you have blond hair. Would really like to buy you a drink some time.
Re: Parade--Kiehl's Guy - m4m - 28 (West Village)
hey kiehl's guy - i'd do more that take you for a drink. ha - looks like you were noticed by a few of us...
So whether you're a true romantic looking to make up for that missed opportunity or just a plain ol' horndog troll in for ass, we hope you find what you're looking for! Good luck and happy Pride!
