ASSHOLE OF THE DAY: RICK PERRY
Matty Slick-Haxx

Well, it's been a hot issues for years and years. Gay rights. YAY! WE HAVE FINALLY MADE SOME PROGRESS! Oh...wait...we have people like Rick Perry not only calling the Obama administration's civil rights progress a "war on religion", we have him actually running for president. I think we may actually need some divine intervention if this asshole comes anywhere near the white house. I'm Matty Slick-Haxx, and I think you're a massive bigoted asshole.
