Anna Nicole: The Opera!!!
The man behind Jerry Springer: The Opera is giving everyone's favorite Playboy Bunny turned gold-digger turned reality TV star turned celeb tragedy the operatic treatment. We are so psyched! Anna Nicole, Richard Thomas's opera based on the life of the busty blonde, will premiere in London early next year.
We're not kidding when we say that Anna Nicole's death really saddened us. To us, she was just a poor, not too bright, white trash girl who did what she had to do. Maybe she reached for a star too high to grasp. Maybe she just didn't know who to cling to when the rain set in. You know, very "Candle in the Wind."
Anyway, here's to you, Anna. You'll always be a gay icon in our eyes!
