Ancient Assholes!
Kelly Gorman
Is anyone else sick of alien conspiracy theories? SERIOUSLY! Check out these "alien" remains recently found in Peru:
GET OVER IT, ASSHOLES!!
Apparently 4-8 nameless and faceless scientists from China and Russia agree that these remains must be alien! If there is life out there, I'm sure it doesn't want to hang out with us! We suck! Check out one of the more recent alien conspiracy shows, "Ancient Aliens":
I think what really pisses me off so much about these assholes is the fact that their only explanation for any ancient human accomplishment (pyramids!) must have been impossible without the help of advanced alien technology. These ancient people had nothing better to do than carve perfect pyramids! Show a little respect for people who came before you!
The other thing that really pisses me off about these assholes is that they are on the HISTORY CHANNEL! WTF! Why is it that every cable channel which was at one point dedicated to education is now plugging shit like this??
bye!
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