Finally! Cthulhu dildos
That thing where you never knew you really needed something until you saw it online, LOL.
From Dangerous Minds:
I don’t know what to say here except there’s something for everyone, I supose. And that includes these hand-crafted Cthulhu sex toys by Necronomicox.How did these things come to be, you might ask? According to Necronomicox:“I saw a niche that needed to be filled, so to speak.”Because in his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming masturbating, amirite?If you’ve been looking for a Cthulhu dildo, for yourself or maybe as a gift, search no further because I’ve got you covered. Each one sells for between $125 to $175 (depending on size, lenght and girth). They’re available through Etsy or the Necronomicox website.
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