03-09-10

Jane Says

Congrats to Musto & Miller! Plus: Who’s impersonating Kitty Litter?

By Jane Lane

 

Last weekend, Chris Miller, the mustachioed British stud who became an NYC go-go star for a short time last year—appearing all buff and in the buff in Butt magazine—married his boyfriend, Rocky, in P-Town. Playgirl mag maven and naughty party promoter Daniel Nardicio and his boylesque boy toy, Go-go Harder, were among guests at the intimate ceremony. So romantic. Even more romantic than that story I heard about Miller getting pissed on by another go-go boy at The Cock that one time. Congrats guys!

 

Last Tuesday night, all of New York nightlife turned out for the 25th anniversary of Michael Musto’s Village Voice column, La Dolce Musto. The event was hosted by Joan Rivers and Michael Urie, and I’m not kidding when we say that every drag queen, club kid, reality TV bitch and fag rag editor in NYC was in attendance. But I heard that the party was originally scheduled to be a release party for the venerable gossip columnist’s forthcoming book, but the release date continually gets pushed back by Musto’s publisher. Apparently it was just a lucky coincidence that his 25th anniversary fell when it did!

 

New York comedy star Leah Dubie recently announced the launch of a new show called “Generosi-Titties,” which will debut Sunday, March 14th at 7 pm at Comix.  The show, featuring topless female performers, recently was plugged by Howard Stern, who invited one of the cast members to his show for a fun time.

 

Now that James Coppola has been ousted from his hosting gig at the now defunct BonBon (after a scuffle I reported here at AntiTwink.com) we hear that Susanne Bartsch—who had been a huge fan of Coppola’s—has been heard referring to the hot-headed party promoter as “an animal.”

 

I heard that someone has been appearing in several clubs, including Splash, dressed as Kitty Litter.  The imposter is telling people he/she is Kitty Litter in order to get free drinks and appear in several publications.  The real Kitty, who sported so many fantastic looks, is rumored to be extremely angry and is searching for the imposter.

 

Go-go boy J.R. recently left the city after it was rumored that he had a falling out with both Amanda Lepore and Michael Formika Jones.  J.R.—who was rumored to be dealing with health issues, which may or may not have included issues related to drugs—took a vacation to Florida to re-collect.  J.R. is rumored to be returning to the city this week and hopes to be back on the main stage at The F Word on Friday.

 

I heard that drag personality Jonni Rendi was recently seen on stage at Club 57 with his penis hanging out.  An eager tranny chaser approached Rendi, and began to perform fellatio on the queen. I heard that Epiphany was standing by, watching in disgust.

03-02-10

Jane Says

Gossip from a snowbound party scene!

By Jane Lane

 

A little bird told me that downtown music video director Francis Legge and scene kid Ronnie Brown are an item. Ebony and ivory, so sweet.

 

Last Sunday at Barracuda, Sherry Vine celebrated her “18th birthday” with an all-star show that featured Michael Formika Jones, Raven O, Joey Arias, Bianca Del Rio, Epiphany, Acid Betty, Jonni Rendi, PhDJ, Brian Mills, Felicity Starr Dust, DJ Kindbud and yours truly, among others! The highlights of the evening included speculation that Epiphany was extremely intoxicated upon her arrival from G Lounge. Many also were interested to see how Epiphany and Michael Formika Jones would handle each other in the same room. Bianca Del Rio tore down the house with her roast of Sherry Vine, and Sherry made it a point to mention that Shequida—who was originally scheduled to be a part of the show—was a no-show.

 

I heard that the Lady Bunny has quite the Craigslist addiction, often hunting for well-hung black men to sleep with. No shame in her game!

 

I heard that Amanda Lepore recently broke up with go-go dancer J.R. It seems Ms. Lepore is understandably furious about the tranny-chasing party boy’s indiscretions around town. J.R. has recently been spotted all over with Danni Daniels (formely Ludwig).

 

What happened to the glass window at XES? Passers–by will see that the first glass panel is completely shattered! Speaking of XES, that window isn’t the only change at the Chelsea haunt. I hear that T-Boy is no longer working his long-time DJ gig and we have heard the Ginger Snapt is no longer working her Tuesday bingo night either.

 

Last week’s snowstorm shut down several parties for fear that attendance would be low. Let’s cross our fingers that old man winter has gone back to bed so that the boys come out this week! 

02-16-10

Jane Says

K-holes! Fights! Adam Lambert!

By Jane Lane

 

Adam Lambert popped into The F Word this past Friday and we hear he was hanging out with Ky-Kyle and all the kids running around the club. For some reason, Adam tried to give Kyle his phone number and instead handed over the phone. A drunken Kyle was found walking around the club, apologetic, with Lambert's telephone! Too crazy. Speaking of The F Word, Ari Gold was seen running around the packed venue and was sweet as pie to everyone!

 

Amanda Lepore has been very busy reportedly filming a video for “Marilyn” with Cazwell in San Francisco.

 

It seems Ke$ha was seen all over town this weekend. We hear she popped into Webster Hall, and then she made her way over to Club 57 to hang with Brandon Voss, Tony Fornabio and Epiphany.

 

I had a little bit of drama myself, as I went back to my college years and ended up getting my stomach pumped at St. Luke's hospital. What a Valentine's Day massacre that was. Not one of Jane Lane's proudest moments.

 

We hear Sherry Vine is in talks to work at Vig 27 soon. The upscale establishment recently gave a comment that they're extremely interested in Sherry Vine's show, though they were more interested in showcasing Broadway tunes and over-the-top musical numbers.

 

Whether it's making a comeback, or it just never left, it seems that ketamine has slowly been creeping its way back into the club scene. I've heard many drag queens and DJs have been dabbling with the kitty tranquilizer. K-Hole anyone?

 

Did you hear about a big fight at Bonbon last weekend? Many were pointing fingers at me, but I was told by several sources that I was passed out on a table. It seems from my sources that the party’s newest host James Coppola was involved in a messy incident. Surprise, surprise.

 

Finally, this week I was on the receiving end of an e-mail chain from hell that resulted in almost half of the Tight at Amnesia staff quitting. Lots of heat, and poor numbers resulted in several promoters and drag queens bailing on Chris Ryan’s Sunday night party.

02-09-10

Jane Says

The Naked Truth

By Jane Lane

 

New York’s wild, on-the-scene tranny chaser, J.R. has made quite a splash all over town. He’s been seen with his penis hanging out at The F Word, following nightlife legend Amanda Lepore all over town, and even hit up Sherry Vine’s show at Barracuda this past week with Jonni Rendi. Maybe I should be out buying a wig…

 

I’ve heard from many people that the Pill Awards were way too hot. I also heard from many sources that the event lacked booze to keep the crowd entertained, which resulted in lots of unhappy nominees throughout the evening.

 

Maybe this isn’t exactly gossip, but I know from many sources that Jeffree Star is one of downtown New York’s least favorite individuals. Jeffree has been accused of ripping off Jackie Beat, standing up Michael Formika Jones in the past at 40C, and I’ve even heard that Jeffree used to hide behind Raquel Reed after her transition from Los Angeles to New York City. Well, Jeffree is ready to lay the critics to rest with his newest music video, and I must say, I am impressed. Check it out here!

 

Did you catch the Ugly Betty episode this week, featuring Epiphany, Hedda Lettuce and other fantastic New York drag queens? Jump on Hulu and check that shit out!

 

It seems one of the hottest parties took a hit last week, as The Happening at The Hudson Hotel had a few problems getting people in. I’ve also heard from a few on-the-scene models, that Su Casa isn’t doing the best on Wednesday evenings. This should bode well for Lee Chappell‘s Drip, which is scheduled to return to the Grace Hotel very soon.

 

TheDragDirectory.com, the first site of its kind for gender illusionists to promote their personas, launched this past week. The site, which features local and national drag queens, will allow visitors to discover and interact with drag talent in a new way. Check out yours truly, along with Shequida, Peppermint, Sherry Vine, Shealita Baby, Bianca Del Rio, Logan Hardcore and other fantastic New York talent on TheDragDirectory.com.

 

Everyone seems to be promoting to the gays this week. Melissa Rivers was at the Time Warner Center in Columbus Circle to promote her new book, Red Carpet Read. She dished on lots of celebrities and talked about her experiences in New York City watching celebs make mistake after mistake. Joan Rivers is also in town this week, as she offers an evening of her newest and most outrageous riffs on Hollywood, pop culture, celebrities, reality TV and award show fashion. Finally, drag legend Rupaul was at Borders in Columbus Circle on February 5th to promote and sign her new book, Working It. It seems everyone’s an author these days.

 

It seems that Andres Serrano—infamous for his “Piss Christ” portrait—has been approaching several New York nightlife personalities to pose nude for his new book. It seems a party promoter who recently made a fuss over an AntiTwink gossip item may be stripping down for the camera, as well as yours truly. Could you imagine me naked? Really?

 

 

01-23-10

Jane Says

Build your own Ben Andrews!

By Jane Lane

 

I recently caught up with Ben Andrews who spent the past seven days in Los Angeles. Ben let me know that he is working on a new model of his penis, as well as a new molding of his mouth. Soon, you’ll be able to face fuck Ben Andrews with his own cock!

Rumor has it that Brandon Voss—the party promoter, not the homo journo—was less than happy to see some of his 57 hosts associated with last weekend’s Tight party premiere. It seems Voss was pretty vocal about the Tight formula, including several 57 performers and promoters at the mega-venue Amnesia.

Speaking of the promoters of Tight, I hear that Dina Marie has been pretty open about her disappointment with hiring aerial artists. Money well spent, or a cheap thrill for a new party? You decide.

I’m told that Timbaland was spotted out and about at Greenhouse this past Wednesday night with James Coppola. 

Princess Superstar made a gigantic return to New York this week with a guest DJ set at The Happening at The Hudson Hotel. The Happening seems to be the It party on Wednesday night now that The Blonde Leading the Blonde has ended. We have heard that Lee Chappell’s wet-n-wild party Drip will be returning in early February 2010, however.

Next Magazine recently posted an item on its website about bar sales at Bonbon being less than successful and mr. Black owing a lot of money all over town. Within a day or so, the item was taken down and then rearranged. It was even taken off of Facebook for being reported as abuse. Who’s behind the PR attack on Next? Stuart Black? Susanne Bartsch? I’d wager it’s the person with enough money to threaten advertisers, and my guess is that isn’t Stuart Black.

It seems that with a new year, come many breakups. Drag terrorist Shealita BaBay recently broke up with trans-nightmare Monique Fontaine. J.R. Jones from Barracuda also recently broke up with his non-scene boyfriend. Maybe Shealita and J.R. could go out for a drink? I was out and about with Next Magazine gossip extraordinaire, Christopher Dilley this week at XES, maybe they could grab a drink and J.R. could catch up with old friend, Frank Boccia?

I hear that Amanda Lepore is dating The F Word’s go-go wonder JR. I also hear that JR recently tried to go home with Jonni Rendi for one of her famed after-parties. When JR walked through the door, Jonni was no longer in drag, which prompted JR, who was with scenester Ant Man, to bolt for the door in less than a minute. I guess Amanda was calling.

Dustin Lance Black recently announced he is buying real estate in New York City. Does this mean he’ll be frequenting his favorite Chelsea bar, Barracuda, even more often?

This weekend, I’ll be joining Sherry Vine in Washington D.C. for a show like no other. After Sherry’s video parody for “Bad Romance” got two million hits, Sherry started getting offers around the country. Tonight, she packs Cobalt in Washington D.C. and brings myself, along with Jonni Rendi, Yuhua Hamasaki, Ky-Kyle Brincefield, Felicity Stardust, and PhDJ for a night in D.C. they never saw coming. I’ll have plenty of stories and photos for you next week.

01-16-10

Jane Says

Snuggie in the City! Plus: Shealita vs. Dallas!

By Jane Lane

 

We hear that Cherry Jubilee was seen out and about at The F Word. Apparently she was begging for a bump of coke, and instead she settled for a go-go boy’s penis. Several sources claim to have seen Cherry in a full-on deep throat situation with one of the dancers. Any takers?

 

Speaking of The F Word, Shealita BaBay made a return to the party last week. You may remember that it was rumored that Shealita faked a hate crime in order to move back upstate. The rumor mill claims she actually spent all of her money on booze and McDonalds. But when Shealita made her return to The F Word stage, we hear she was offered a job MC’ing the event. Before she could answer, it is rumored that home girl ran into Dallas Dubois, and they both had words for each other. The two separated, but many overheard Shealita yelling, “Logan Hardcore rip-off” before entering The F Word’s “Fudgepackers Lounge.”

 

Michael Formika Jones, who now writes a weekly column for Odyssey has made a few digs at several New York City drag queens without being explicit. Have you been catching them lately?

 

Is Felicity Starr Dust the next drag queen to move to Los Angeles? Rumor has it she’s been in talks with a design group in southern California and is considering a move in the near future.

 

The challenge is on! I recently heard that Cazwell and his boyfriend, go-go star Johnny Sanford, are claiming to remain sober until June. If you catch a drink in their hand, take a picture and send it my way pronto!

 

It seems that the hotness that is Frank Boccia, now former Barracuda bartender has once again jumped ship. You’ll remember, Frank was working at XES, and made a leap to Barracuda. I recently caught up with Frank at XES where he has returned.

 

What’s up with this? Recently, the international phenomenon Snuggie has made its way onto the drag scene. In particular we’ve seen the Snuggie end up on the Barracuda stage a few times. Logan Hardcore was seen at Peppermint’s Star Search wearing a Snuggie doing a Lion King number. Most recently, Sherry Vine was seen during her Sunday night show wearing a leopard print Snuggie. Who’s next? Better yet, what’s next?

 

 

Update: Last week I reported a story from The F Word that Epiphany was not comp’ed at the door for The F Word. What I didn’t tell you is that there was miscommunication at the door, where Epiphany was told she could not enter. Michael Formika Jones made it clear that Epiphany was allowed inside the party but would not be comp’ed because of their rocky relationship.

01-08-10

Out With the Old

Chris Ryan’s out at Rush, Yuhua’s out at B&S, and ‘Piphy can’t even get into The F-Word!

By Jane Lane

 

I heard through the grapevine that Chris Ryan has severed all ties with Rush. The King of the twinks has moved on, as his new Sunday night party, Tight at Amnesia, hopes to give Vandam a run for it’s money. We hear Rush was a little tight with their money and didn’t pay Chris for quite a few parties. Yikes!

 

Speaking of Tight, has Marco Ovando jumped ship from Josh Wood’s 747? Ovando’s name has appeared on several flyers for the debut of Tight, and I’ve heard that he will be exiting 747 within the next few weeks.

 

Dallas Dubois recently took over a gig on Thursday nights for Yuhua Hamasaki at Boots and Saddle. After receiving conflicting reports from several sources, we found out that despite Yuhua’s successful show, along with several entertaining guests, the club could not afford to keep the talent and approached Dallas to take over.

 

It’s official: Charles Winters of GaySocialites.com has lost his mind! Charles recently tweeted that he’s spending some time in Bellevue Hospital. Mental rehabilitation? No, Charles recently suffered a seizure and was resting up in Bellevue so that he could return to the scene. Rest up. Charles, and get well soon!

 

Jasper James recently announced that she will be leaving New York City for the west coast. James announced over Facebook that she will be moving to California.

 

We hear that the man responsible for the DTox slaughter—where almost all of the staff was let go—was, in the most fitting form, let go recently. Take a hike James!

 

Sherry Vine’s parody of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” has been so well received, it seems she’s been flooded with calls from gay clubs all over the country. Yours truly will be joining the queen of shit for a show in Washington D.C. on Friday, January 22nd. With more than 1.5 million hits on YouTube, we here at AntiTwink want to send our congratulations to you, Ms. Vine!

 

Drama ensued at the re-launch of The F Word this week. Both cocktail-waiter-about-town Kyle Brincefield and Epiphany (out-of-drag) were removed from the line. It seems Brincefield was found with a bottle of Kettle One and Epiphany was told that she could not be comped. Bad blood spilled over between Michael Formika Jones and Epiphany. I’ll be up front and say that I cannot comment beyond this. As an employee of Formika and a really good friend to Epiphany, I will decline further comment beyond this teeny tiny leak here on AntiTwink

12-19-09

Jane Says

Bitch Ass Tricks and more trouble at Black’s?

By Jane Lane

 

Last Saturday, mr. Black’s Tubway party was canceled because the club was closed for the evening. The event, which was rumored to bring in many different “characters” for the evening’s festivities was a huge letdown after several messages were sent out by both Roze Black and Jackie Birdy. So far, everyone has been hush-hush as to what happened, as Roze indicated in her Facebook status to direct all inquires to Stuart Black, himself. More details to come…

Sherry Vine premiered her new video parody of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” this past Tuesday, called “Shit My Pants.” The video features Epiphany, Yuhua Hamasaki, Jazmyne Black, DJ David Serrano and yours truly. The video ended up making an appearance on PerezHilton.com, Towleroad.com, Dlisted.com and many other popular websites. Hats off to Ms. Vine for all of her hard work all while making us laugh!

Rumors floating out of Eastern Bloc claim to have seen Erika Toure Aviance and Harriet Holloway involved in a screaming match with one another inside the DJ booth. After speaking with several sources from Eastern Bloc as well as the two ladies, it seems that they were not screaming at one another, but were taken back by a rude patron of the bar who received the reading heard around the world.

Bitch Ass Trick, a party brought to you by Cazwell and Paisley Dalton was a huge success Wednesday evening. This party, a one time only event, featured Amanda Lepore, Vogue Evolution, Patrick McDonald and a variety of club goers and nightlife freaks. Seen: Michael Formika Jones, Celso, Jordan Fox, Johnny Sanford, Demanda Dahling, Nancy Nosecandy, Jonni Rendi, Eric Halliwell, PhDJ, Herra C, Brian Mills, Jackie Birdy, Yuhua, One Half Nelson, Erica Toure Aviance, Durrell Dallas, Chris Ryan, Ant Man, and many, many more. We also heard that a few arguments went down after Celso was heard telling Demanda Dahling, “If you learned how to paint your face better, you could rule the world.” Meanwhile, at the exact same time, we were told that a friend of Jordan Fox started laying into Nancy Nosecandy, letting her know that “Jordan Fox does not like you and does not want to be seen with you.” All this, while Cazwell performed his new single, “Tonight.”

In even more Glammy fallout, I’ve heard from many of the talented performers and hosts that a new award show is in the works, set to debut in April 2010. A panel of several nightlife individuals representing different spectrums of the rainbow (if you will) will come together and decide just who in fact is most deserving of the top prize.

I’ve heard from a very close source at Playgirl.com that one of the four bartenders doing a full frontal shoot for the website works at Vlada. I’ll let you figure out which boy it is, but once you do, you might want to get that Wet Platinum ready!

Is Philadelphia gaining ground on New York? Several queens have recently been booking gigs in Philly. Just this past month, Logan Slaughter and Mimi Imfurst have made their way down to the City of Brotherly Love, and rumor has it that Lee Chappell is working on an event for the city as well.

Speaking of Philadelphia, I myself will be taking a week off to travel back to my hometown and dazzle the wonderful residents of King of Prussia. I’ll be working two gigs in Philadelphia while I’m home. You can find all the information on my Facebook page. Stay warm, drink hot chocolate and make sure to send me your gossip!

12-11-09

Jane Says

And the award goes to...

By Jane Lane

 

This past Sunday was the 2009 Glammy Award show at Splash. Miss Cherry Jubilee, the queen behind the event, had every single nightclub personality, DJ, performer, promoter, freak, transsexual and television whore known to man in one place. Notable no-shows included winners Michael Formika Jones (Best Party Promoter), Ladyfag (Best Host), and Matthew Camp (Best Go-Go Boy) who were all out doing what they do best: working the scene.

 

Winners included: Adam Joseph, Acid Betty, Peppermint, Michael Musto, Sweetie, Lady Bunny, Celso, Erika Toure Aviance, Bianca Del Rio, The Kiki Twins, Cazwell, Johnny Dynell and the Dr!p pool party at the Grace Hotel.

 

It was interesting to see so many people come together for nightlife, but as you know, put one too many queens in a room and something wild is bound to happen. And you know it did.

 

What happened to Ginger Snapt? Ginger, after losing Breakthrough Artist to Celso, announced the final award for Entertainer of the Year. Though I was about to head out with Epiphany and Acid Betty, I did hear a very angry, possibly belligerent Ginger screaming into the microphone about a few undeserving queens, reading each person that she did not “appreciate.”

 

Acid Betty, in all her glory, was a class act and dedicated the award to her long time friend Anarexia Hurls, who is responsible for the extravagant, glamourous creations that Betty wears each night. But this beauty did have to stay in the same hot room as everyone else, and that meant a drink was in order. This however did not sit well with a Splash bartender, who refused to comp Betty a drink. “That bartender right there just told me that my drink was comped. If you don’t want to comp me, that’s fine, but I’ll get mine from him,” Betty said. The agitated bartender asked Betty to pay for her drink, but as a glamour queen would, she simply walked to the other bartender, who in fact comped her drink.

 

We heard lots of chatter on Facebook about the Glammys. Dina Marie: “The Glammys are bullshit.” Jordan Fox: “The only way you’ll catch me at the Glammys is the year I’m nominated for best dressed and win.” Michael Formika Jones: “Is honored to have won best promoter at The Glammys. Thanks NYC and Cherry Jubilee for the love and support.” Ladyfag: “I won a Glammy for Best Hostess! Sincerest thanks NYC for voting for me, I love what I do and I love NYC Nightlife. Xo.” Spicky Hilton: “I lost the Glammy. I’m the Susan Luchi of the drag world...but I had a great time with my friends xoxo.”

 

 

 

 

This past week we also saw:

 

A Vlada Charity Event for The Trevor Project – GaySocialites.com presented an evening in support of The Trevor Project, an organization dedicated to saving the lives of LGBTQ individuals contemplating suicide. Ricardo Studmuffin, Matty Maggiacomo, Dina Marie, Charles Winters (GaySocialites.com), King Ralphy and more joined together to raise money and auction off hot boys for a great cause.

 

While Sherry Vine was recently away in Europe, Epiphany filled in at Barracuda with DJ David Serrano who announced to the crowd that he was snubbed and did not fill out a Glammy ballot. It hasn’t been the best of weeks for David, who was recently in an online war of words with 2008 Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Yasmin Brunet, who is now blamed for his Facebook page violating Terms of Service. The violation meant that David’s Facebook page, his connection to thousands of fans was removed and is no longer accessible. This story originally was broke on GaySocialites.com, but AntiTwink.com will be the first website with a follow up and comment from both Brunet and Serrano. Seen at Barracuda: Acid Betty, Anarexia Hurls, Jonni Rendi, Brandon Voss, T-Boy, Busted.

 

Speaking of Sherry, watch out for Ms. Vine’s new video, a parody of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance.” AntiTwink will have the video for you as soon as it is released from Sherry Vine’s camp!

 

At Amanda Lepore’s birthday bash at BonBon was this past Tuesday we saw Demanda Dahling (out-of-drag) outside Juliet, a little tipsy, fighting with another intoxicated patron. Demanda stumbled back inside only to plop down drunkenly right on the dance floor. And what kind of birthday would it be without the host stripping down completely naked…just as Amanda did.

 

I heard from several insiders that the Out Music Awards was a bit disorganized and many of the V.I.P’s were treated like any old common hooker off the street. Yikes! Midway through the show, we hear that the Webster Hall was half empty and that the venue ran out of gift bags. I did hear, however, that nightlife vixen Dina Marie looked absolutely stunning. Can’t wait to see the photos.

 

But the big news from the Out Music Awards was Acid Betty. The fierce queen decided to walk onstage during a performance only to pose in front of the performer, then walked her shit out back and forth on the stage until security arrived. It seems that as security approached her, she politely asked to be let down. Security, unsure of the hybrid-queen, reluctantly helped Betty down from the stage.

 

Blind Item: Which wannabe promoter was recently spotted at Barracuda with a tall blonde twink during Star Search with Peppermint? The fag-about-town was said to be having an “extra special” time with his friend, making out all night long. Finally, after a few withering looks, a gorgeous boy trying to enjoy the show grabbed the party boys and screamed, “Enough, fucking cut it out or go away!” So much for romance!

 

We hear that new go-go sensation, Go-Go Harder has been romantically linked to Daniel Nardicio since late summer. ‘Tis the season for love! Go-Go Harder let us know that he has a new party which kicked off Thursday night called Control, along with fellow go-go patrolman Johnny Sanford, porn stud Owen Hawk and PhDJ down at Uncle Charlie’s LES. Now if that doesn’t get your heart-rate go-going nothing will!

12-07-09

Hey guys, it's DJ David Serrano. Some of you may have heard recently about my Facebook drama. If you haven't, here is a link explaining everything so you are up to speed.

 

http://gaysocialites.com/2009/12/whos_been_messing_with_your_fa_1.html

 

Ok. Welcome back. So where was I? Oh right, Facebook drama. Well, it looks as if Facebook has done a Christopher Reeve on my account, disabled it permanently and no amount of stem cell research is going to fix it. But I don't give up that easily. Unlike the tragic Superman figure, I will rise again. I've decided to create a Facebook fan page as well as a regular profile page. Now, I know what you're saying. “Oh lame! Who does this bitch think he is?” And you’re right! But once again, Facebook doesn't give me much of a choice here because I was at approximately 4,000 friends and the regular profile page only allows 5,000. So, I would have had to create one sooner or later. It just happens to be sooner now. Thank you for that, Miss Yasmin "Skank Ass" Brunet.

 

So, this is where I need your help. I need you to simply become a fan on my page. I promise not to send you 15 invites to the same party every week. God! Don't those guys know how to forward one invite. No! Everybody associated with the party has to send out their own so that you have 1,400 invites for six parties. It drives me just as crazy as it does you, trust me! I simply will post one post a day, six days a week and maybe send a couple of invites to different parties just so you know they're going on and we'd love to have you. I'll post some fun pics and promise to tag you if you were there, but not before personally airbrushing every single one of them. I'm not one of these Facebook terrorists ready to call a jihad on your public image with their little camera phones taking the most God awful pictures with the most hideous lighting where you end up looking like someone that just saw The Ring video. Seven days! No, I won't do that. I have a real camera and I will adjust the lighting, give you a tan, whiten those teeth, remove those bags, and make you look like a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. Just don't call me a whore! I mean, it’s not that it isn't true. It’s just that the title is reserved for only those few thousand that have personal experience. Sort of a pet name, if you will.

 

Anyway, please become a fan. And if you would like to hear my music before you commit, there is link to download one of my mixes below the link to my fan page. Thanks again. And remember your support sends a message to all Brazilian supermodels with Playboy Playmate mothers everywhere. We will not be fucked with!

 

http://www.facebook.com/pages/DJ-David-Serrano/193104000877?ref=ts

 

http://www.mediafire.com/?hj0e0qmnamt

12-04-09

Jane Says…

Round One Goes to New York City

By Jane Lane

 

Tis the season to bitch slap someone! This week saw feuds galore and we have all the dirt to prove it. Round One, we saw Epiphany (out-of-drag) at G Lounge's BoyBox along with Logan Hardcore, Bianca Del Rio, DJ Cazwell and Joey Israel. The crowd, many of whom we hear were “skiing,” were getting antsy, and that's when yours truly, after one too many alcoholic beverages decided to smack a little known DJ from Brooklyn in the mouth. In a panic, the queens made a mad dash for the door, as Epiphany grabbed me, and we bolted to BonBon. BonBon, the brainchild of Susanne Bartsch and Kenny Kenny of Vandam success found a new home at Juliet on 21st Street on the far west side of town. All the freaks seemed to be out late Tuesday evening, but one in particular was not having her way. Onlookers in the crowd, which included Amanda Lepore and Demanda Dahling, were treated to a special boxing match of Jordan Fox versus, well, the air. According to Epiphany, "I've never, ever seen a queen that messy in my life. She fell off her stool three times and then rolled around on the floor."

 

Wednesday was quite the day for Sherry Vine. The all live, no lip syncing drag queen spent 13 hours filming her new “Bad Romance” parody all over the city. We caught up with her at Barracuda where we saw Ryan Raz enjoying a drink during rehearsal, Jazmyne Black along with a well-prepared DJ David Serrano who was dressed in a crisp black dress shirt with dress pants, along with futuristic black glasses. After an intense day of dancing, faux-bowel movements and filming, Sherry made her way to Vlada for The Blonde Leading the Blonde along with Epiphany. The show, boasting a packed floor, would have brought the entire house down, except for the fact that for a third week in a row, the Vlada sound system went under. DJ Johnny Dynell frantically tried to fix the problem, when we noticed the lights flickering. During their final number, the lights decided it was time to end the show, and went completely dark.

 

The print war has re-surfaced. We saw that Odyssey Magazine has been popping up more and more all over the city. It seems this national magazine that now has a base office in New York is trying to give Next Magazine a run for its money. Unfortunately, we hear their fact checkers are not interested in correcting mistakes. If you check out the magazine, it's littered with unflattering photos and incorrect names and locations.

 

But that's nothing compared to what holy drama we found out from the original God Warrior herself, Shealita Babay. Shealita, who was criticized for leaving the city after faking a hate-crime, recently contacted me to let me know that her next target was the "mediocre, Logan Slaughter clone" Dallas Dubois. I’m told that Shealita's World AIDS Day antics were just too much for Dallas, who decided to send her a little hate mail via Facebook. Shealita responded with a post on Facebook called, “Wake Up Idiots.” You can read the post here.

 

The grand finale, the fight that takes the cake, the one that Don King will eventually pick up and sell to Madison Square Garden is the mother of all drag wars: Each week, Peppermint hosts Star Search, a talent show for new drag queens to showcase their talent and win some cash. It's extremely popular, as I found myself sitting on top of Glammy founder Cherry Jubilee along with a crowd consisting of Zoe Murphy, Tony Fornabio, Keo Nozari, Demanda Dahling, Yuhua Hamasaki, Nancy Nosecandy (out-of-drag), Claudio Maddox Lake and more! Now what seems to have happened, if audio drama is accurate, is that a past winner, Sheneeda Drink, got on stage to sing a Kelly Clarkson number, all while playing up the recent gay marriage loss in New York City. After a riveting performance, Logan Hardcore made her way to the stage, performing a number from The Lion King while giving live birth on stage to a puppet she had painted herself. It seemed clear, even to the other queens on stage that Logan had clearly won the competition. With a turn of the microphone, Peppermint announced that Sheneeda had won the competition. Immediately, we began to hear rumbles and shouts from the crowd. In the back, we saw Logan anxiously waiting at the bar as Peppermint was thanking her fans.

 

The Glammys are this Sunday, we hope to see you there. With names like Narcisisster, Dina Marie, Kiki Twins, Shequida, Michael Musto and more, there is bound to be something worth talking about. I say the fight to watch out for is the reigning hybrid-queen of New York, Acid Betty versus Celso. We heard from multiple sources that Celso has had not so many nice things to say about the Corrosive Mother of the House of Acid. In my own personal opinion, I would not want to be on Betty's bad side. I can't wait! See you Sunday!

09-15-09

This just in from our Chelsea Correspondent (copied and pasted directly from their email):

We hear one of the owners from the soon to close Xacanthony salon (not anthony) aren't so honest with their sexual partners. I say wear a condom. He doesn't take advice from people like me. But his partners should. SO should EVERYONE else... Have safe sex. Especially with owners of hair salons....

I'm just saying.

08-01-09

This just in from Correspondent Boy Wonder:

Apparently the popular Chelsea restaurant Ate Ave folded last night, and the Owner didn't have the balls to tell the employees not to come to work the next day. Allegedly, he has now fled to Chicago. This of course leaves all the Ate Ave employees in the unemployment line. What a DICK!