$10K for The Coop's Peen? Nuh-uh!
No one seems to be especially pleased with our pal Daniel Nardicio's offer of $10,000 for naked pics of Anderson Cooper. Today the blogosphere had kinda unanimously decided that such a paltry sum is just insulting. Insulting to the Coop and, bizarrely, to Americans in general! The folks at Dlisted.com seemed to think that "10,000 palladium bars covered with diamonds and locks from a mermaid's hair," would be a more appropriate price, adding that "$10,000 should only get you a peenlipstick kiss mark on a paper napkin, but those bills better be crisp and freshly laundered." And the always generous and gregarious guys over at Queerty have countered with an offer of $20,000 to anyone with pics of Cooper's silver pubed wang.
Wow. It must be kinda cool to have people you don't know instigating a bidding war over theoretical pictures of your cock. AND to have people feel so invested in your cock's worth that they're totally upping the ante! To be honest, we don't care how much these non-existent photos go for, so long as they make their way onto the glorious Internet.
Read more: Ten Thousand Measly Dollars? [Dlisted]
Anderson Cooper's Naked Photos Are Worth More Than $10K [Queerty]
